im fucked

a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven
Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!
by Les Crapp June 09, 2006
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bald fuck

a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.
Shut up, you bald fuck!
by mope4ok March 26, 2009
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titty fucking

Moving the penis in between the two boobs.
David especially likes to titty fuck after Jenny's implants.
by Jenny Ditz October 09, 2003
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Mouth Fucking

Contrary to popular belief "mouth fucking" or "throat fucking" is not simply a blow-job.

Where as in a blow-job the one giving it is doing the majority of the work and technique is involved, in mouth fucking the person getting their dick wet is doing the work with pelvic thrusts while the person getting mouth fucked simply lets it happen trying their hardest not to gag.

Blow-jobs are far more common than mouth fucking as it is harder to find a partner willing to let you literally fuck their mouth/throat.
"Man that girl is a real freak, not only does she like to suck dick, she likes to get mouth fucked!"

Guy 1 : "You know what really gets me off?"
Guy 2 : "What?"
Guy 1 : "Mouth fucking!"
Guy 2 : "Damn dude that's narly!"
by JackTheRipperHK April 14, 2009
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Generation Fucked

Anyone born between 1986 and 2010 is a member of Generation Fucked, the period when the decline of the United States became irreversible.
Damn, nobody I went to NYU with can find a job. We spent all that money to become Generation Fucked.
by Idiot Nephew July 12, 2010
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sick-fuck

who is the sick fucking bastard who comes up with some of this stufF!
by lori mervyn October 02, 2003
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Get To Fuck

Quite simply, fuck off, just in a funnier way.
Other interpretations are:
get lost
fuck you
go away
etc etc

Dave: I need a wank, will you help me?

Jack: No way! Get to fuck!
by babyhoneysugarcake February 24, 2009
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