When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:
by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024
Get the slippery bill mug.The middle age man who has to start fights because he does not want to look wear to other males. Usullly a upper class entitled man who's never been told no, wears golf clothes, and never respects rules or boundaries because of rights.
"Man, that man just barged in and did not even let that guy move out of the way before he invaded his space."
"Yeah, that's a Bill if I ever seen one; thinking he owns the place because he drives a BMW!"
"Yeah, that's a Bill if I ever seen one; thinking he owns the place because he drives a BMW!"
by Shrek8donkey August 3, 2020
Get the BILL mug.There are four bases in a relationship
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate
First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex
There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.
Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.
Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020
Get the Bill Cosby Card mug.by Jack and Spades December 28, 2019
Get the Bill Cosby mug.Hello this is Bill Dysart, I’m trying to contact you about the land you have for sale. I would be interested in putting a solar farm on your land
Chad: No thanks Bill !
Chad: No thanks Bill !
by buckswanzy February 25, 2022
Get the Bill Dysart mug.sexiest man alive FR FR!!!!!!!!
He is also the best actor ever hes s SOPOOOO FUNNY!
super good comedian and prodcer and writer and direcotr
He is also the best actor ever hes s SOPOOOO FUNNY!
super good comedian and prodcer and writer and direcotr
Me : omg bill hader is soooo hot hes the hottest actor *EVER*
My bf : hahah i'm bill hader
Me : omg babe stop! hes so muich funnier and creativer.
My bf : hahah i'm bill hader
Me : omg babe stop! hes so muich funnier and creativer.
by kaspbrakeddie November 16, 2023
Get the Bill hader mug.