Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 18, 2010

blue duck syndrome

When one has the incredible urge to see, or do something out of the ordinary, with no explanation readily available.

I understand that no one wants to see Mark Twain making a penis joke; I'm just seriously afflicted with Blue Duck Syndrome.

I've had BDS ever since I can remember.

by Aeternum July 14, 2014

quack like a duck

when you suck, can u take every inch in your butt...can u fart on my balls when we fuck...(the goat and your mom)

can you quack like a duck when u suck

by poop chute princess December 25, 2013

Duck Hunt Dog

That damn animal that you want to shoot at when you miss the damn ducks

I just missed shooting the ducks with the Zapper. Now I want to shoot the damn Duck Hunt dog!!!

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

Ducking up the finish

Celebrating before actually crossing the finish line/goal line; resulting in an embarrassing loss or inability to score on what should be an easy score.

Man, the University of Oregon keeps ducking up the finish. Did you see that University of Oregon runner start celebrating before he crossed the finish line. He ended up losing to another runner because he was celebrating before he had actually won the race.

by Jerry's stinky finger April 14, 2015

Lame Duck Larry

When something is super lame, it can be described as Lame Duck Larry. In extreme cases, you can say that something/someone is "the lamest of all the ducks named Larry".

Person A: Ow, I stubbed my toe.
Person B: Well that's Lame Duck Larry!

by lameducklarry November 27, 2016

duck cum

When a guy named Jacob accidentally falls for a girl and gets rejected

Woah! You got Duck Cummed!

by SwaggyPenut6969 April 04, 2017