Booty Clencher

When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.

Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.

Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.

*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *

Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”

Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”

Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”

by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022

booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

by Skittles007 June 15, 2015

bootie sock

When you throw an old moldy hot pocket out the window to hid it from other people

brody bootie socked the house last night

by Brody'sroommate November 13, 2020

Bible Bootie

A woman with a perfect ass, straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Goddamn, girl, that is a Bible Bootie if I've ever seen one.

by the_scrambler June 4, 2022

booty cleaner

a mythological person who one can summon to wipe one's butt after a bowel movement

That was such a bowel movement, I had to summon 25 booty cleaners to wipe my butt!

by John Wordsleuth March 3, 2021

Booty cab

Flakes of dried up feces that falls either onto the toilet ; or the bed.

There's tons of booty cab on the toilet seat.

by Bigshorty47 September 21, 2016

booty mash

when you get a potato , shove it up a booty and get the 2 cheeks mash them together then get a spoon and eat from the booty hole. and voila you have booty mash

i ate some great booty mash last night
hey babe can we make some booty mash tonight ?

by yoitsyagirl skinny penis May 23, 2018