Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.
Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013
Get the facebook fucker mug.People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.
Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.
by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012
Get the facebook-lovers mug.Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.
Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.
Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.
Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
by c-hat-e August 5, 2012
Get the Married By Facebook mug.by Brittany'Roo Brooks September 12, 2011
Get the Stoopid Facebook mug.Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.
The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.
Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.
In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".
FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.
Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.
In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".
FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
by TotesNAppropes June 10, 2011
Get the Facebook Iced mug.Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.
Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.
by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Promoter mug.Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.
So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
by jw9 September 10, 2009
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