Pimp

Acronym for "Person in my past". Common way to refer to your former lover(s) in conversation with your current/new lover, without explicitly referring to him/her/them by name or talking about "my ex". It communicates an understanding and respect of your new partner's sensitivity for bringing up your previous lover(s) or love life.

"So, you've visited New York?"
"Yes, a while ago with a PIMP."
"A pimp??"
"Yes, a person in my past... 😌"

by Defrerential April 12, 2022

sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious

Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”

by momma chulo December 3, 2021

pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Pimp-a-roni

a female/male thinking they are better than everyone else or acting like they know what they are talking about when they dont.

Shut up Pimp-a-roni , you don't know what your saying.

by Candy N.P.E. August 27, 2007

Pimp Daddy Syd

Pimp Daddy Syd is actually just Sydney but her true friends know her like that. Sydney is a gorgeous and loving and talented friend who doesn't know how amazing she is and how loved she is. She loves The Perks of Being a Wallflower and would actually marry a cat if given the chance even though she's allergic. Anybody who meets her better hold on tight because if you get the chance to get close to her it's rare and she's literally fucking perfection so hold on, it's worth it. She's worth it. ilysm Syd.

"Have you met Pimp Daddy Syd?"

"No, but I heard she's kinda perfect."
"Hell yah she is."

by PizzaForPrez November 15, 2014

the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.

Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!

by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018

Pimp

Jeremy

I want to fuck a pimp.

by tinkertime1029292 April 15, 2022