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Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy

This school has really changed in the last few years! At first, it was full of wannabe gangsters and grown-looking people. But now, it's full of TikTok kids! The freshmen and sophomores genuinely look like middle schoolers!

Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy has a variety of students. From the nice, nerdy kid to the Hispanic boy with the "edgar cut" that every girl wants for some fucking reason- It has it all!
As you continue your "Goode Life", you will notice that student attendance will decline. You might start with 30 students in your class freshman year, then you might have 25 sophomore year, then it could drop all the way down to 20. Why? Here at Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy, students LOVE to skip classes. The skippers usually hang around in the restrooms or sneak into another lunch period. Sarah E. Goode is also FULL of kids whole love to vape in the restrooms! At this point, they should just be called hookah lounges considering the shitload amount of kids that vape in there! So yeah, it's interesting to say the least.
Student 1: "What school do you go to bro!?"

Student 2:"I go to Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy cuh."
by ondatcracktho March 11, 2022
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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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Sarah

A "sarah" is a person whom likes to give head to UNEXPECTING STRANGERS?!?!?!? to only later give an unwanted vasectomy ( unless it's more than two inches, she cannot handle more than two inches)

If you see a sarah in the wild RUN unless it's more than two inches, she will split into multiple people and scatter into the darkess of night....
boy 1: I almost got sarahed last night, but luckily my penis was 10 inches long
boy 2: my name is sarah...
by TacoMan August 8, 2022
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Sarah

She is basic and annoying and always causes drama
by Im_chaos March 20, 2022
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Sarah J

An up-and-coming Korean Instagram model. Your favorite aestheticly pleasing gamer girl! She’s super cute and an amazing friend. Sarah is usually short and more than often has an unusual hair color (love it though!)
Wow, Sarah J is totally jjang!
by ExtraFroggy November 29, 2018
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Sarah

she is the worst and has no computer skills lmfao

maybe the dumbest also
sarah is a dumb bitch lmfaoaoooooaoaooaoaoaoao
by sarah'sonlyfriend November 22, 2021
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Sarah

A bad ass bitch. Combine a Sarah being born on November 5th? AN EVEN BADDER BITCH.
“Yo, look it’s Sarah.”
Wow she’s so bad ass
“She’s hot”
by Badashbitcc October 17, 2019
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