Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.

"Jacob fucked the hottest girl ever"
"Yeah makes sense"

by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob

A Jacob has big dick energy.

You’re lucky to meet Jacob with big dick energy

by godisthebesteverintheworld November 22, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.

I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes

BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!

by Rhaewaffles March 8, 2020

Julia Jacob

Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES

Omg she is such a Julia Jacob

by ehe te nandayo December 14, 2023

Jacob

However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.

- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.

by JbeanYE September 1, 2022