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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.
"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."
by Old Phardt August 28, 2023
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Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023
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Ring Bling

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"
by Whatever! September 24, 2008
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Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT
"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif
by GmodMagician March 16, 2024
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three ring circus

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!
by bacodetaco January 24, 2024
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bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022
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