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shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.
Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.
by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021
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Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
by willie weewee January 10, 2022
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piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.
by poopbird July 17, 2014
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Piss oak

An oak tree that smells like piss when split. Usually found near swamps.
When I die I want my ashes spread under a piss oak” —Shawn Johnson
by Husky haven November 28, 2020
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piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air
"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."
by peppah_p June 29, 2019
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Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.
He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!
by Lost Reality January 14, 2017
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piss camp

a gathering of "occupy-ists" where piss seems to be the main attraction
Person1: "Hey what's going on in them tents over there?"
Person2: "Oh that's just Occupy ____; it's the best PISS CAMP around!"
by occupyurban November 16, 2011
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