poop jacker 

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.

WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!

poop jacker by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015

poop nugget 

the word you use when you can't curse because you aren't old enough.

ohhh poop nugget.

you are a poop nugget!

poop nugget by gracie_stylinson :) March 30, 2015

poop bone 

the bone growing from your tailbone

guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone

poop bone by Nayts April 3, 2019

Poop drawer 

The biggest rookie mistake that anyone can make, but just know, if mummy finds the poop drawer, you're in big trouble

Brother: I wonder what is in this drawer
You: NO PLEASE DONT OPEN THAT
Brother: omg is this a poop drawer?
You: no please dont tell mommy

Poop drawer by Nig bird September 26, 2019

poop pack 

What to use when you are hard at work in the sun and have recently taken a shit that has turned your ass into a mess. you take said poop pack which is actually folded up toilet paper and pack it into your buttcrack and then pull you pants up. When you do this the poop pack absorbs any excess anal leakage.

I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.

poop pack by poop packer March 2, 2010

Poop Sniffer 

When you sniff your toilet paper after you wipe your butt.

D: (comes out of the bathroom), Hey K do you ever sniff your toilet paper after you wipe? You know just to see if there is something wrong with you?
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...

Poop Sniffer by vsecrets April 28, 2006

Poop Handle 

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.

Watch out for the Poop Handle!

Poop Handle by Big Tasty March 27, 2009