gain pirate

Someone who stops your workout in the gym or elsewhere

I hate that guy, stealing dumbells, damn gain pirate

by Gain master 21 May 24, 2016

hoochie pirate

Hoochie pirate is a guy that is known to get girls(pussy) and steal women's virginity

hoochie mama man hoe

"We could all see Jimmy being a hoochie pirate when he was having sex with hella girls"

by supreme94 December 12, 2016

basement pirate

When you sexually Dudu every someone in your moms basement

Your a basement pirate

by Adam467 December 14, 2016

Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".

Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!

by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016

The pirate

As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.

Last night I tried The pirate on your sister.

by Snatch master 7 July 23, 2017

Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"

Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!

by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017

the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.

by bananen123 July 31, 2017