Piss in my mouth

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.

"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.

by DickInMyAssholeDaddy December 17, 2021

Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.

He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

by Tablecloth January 2, 2020

Mouthaghitis (Mouth Herpes)

When you have bumps that hurt like pimples (but not pimples), from lickin to much of that tainted goodness.

Michael: my mouth hurts bro
Joe: why?
Michael: I have these bumps on the inside of my mouth, i thinks there pimples?
Joe: nah... you got mouthaghitis (mouth herpes) bro
Michael: what?
Joe: it's when you have bumps on the in side of your mouth, from lickin that tainted goodness.
Michael: oh...gross man.

by Pug A Duck August 8, 2019

Sticky Mouth Slut

A human being that enjoys being promiscuous via the mouth. This person often walks or rolls around with a sticky substance in and around their mouth hole.

Taylor has been getting the d in their m. What a sticky mouth slut!

by riotboy42 February 24, 2015

Peanut Butter Mouth

A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.

I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.

yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

Texas River Mouth

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Carolina slap mouth

When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard

Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first

by Niggar 34 February 25, 2019