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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discoverymug. A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea
by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022
Get the Chocolate barmug. In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
Get the Acting like a granola barmug. Adj.
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009
Get the Whammy Bar Statusmug. by TWROPE March 10, 2015
Get the Ice Cream Barsmug. A lady that you will find at bars around 2-3 am when the bar is closing. These are the scraps that other males left behind but are still hoping to take one home.
by ScrapHouse96 December 30, 2023
Get the Bar Scrapsmug. 