Retarded

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Tess is the definition of retarded

by Tigmint28 August 8, 2018

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Retard

a word that offends little wokies. (wokies are things that cant live and are constantly on conversational life support, being lil cunts)

-lol i saw a retard just now.
-where?
-there!
-oh, that!

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

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Retarded Comfort

It is basically means a comfortable and cozy place for the person with retard people in it

Anzu : You cant really call it comfort, it has to be retarded comfort to going along with someone who is much older than you
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort

by Anzu, Horseman of the Apocalyp September 8, 2023

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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

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