Brain Check

When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.

Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...

Ryan: So did she?

Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.

by J Ganthier October 12, 2008

Baby Brain

1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.

2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.

-Hence Baby Brain-

Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?

Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!

Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...

by Rooster Veno February 1, 2013

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

Big brain energy

When a person has all the smartical particals and just comes up but the best and often most logical answer to a predicament.

Person 1: wow I never thought about it like that

Person 2: yeah that’s big brain energy right there

by Gregggyboii September 10, 2020

secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

by Mattdiction July 22, 2021

purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs

I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there

by Batmans-sexy-self October 11, 2015

brain meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, inferm, obease and young. Often craved by zombies, cadavour kids (AKA goths), and your mom.

:Also see Skull Fuck.

"I crave your Brain Meats BITCH!!!"

by Buckwheat_tom November 6, 2004