Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.

Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.

by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005

rolling monkey

The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.

someone bill up another joint..

eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.

by anaemic March 15, 2007

Meep-Monkey

A monkey that goes meep frequently.

Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!

by I AM THE CHEESEMASTER!!! February 4, 2008

Desktop Monkey

Derogatory term for a PC Support person.

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."

by Charley Brown December 9, 2007

monkey nyiguh

A phrase used while addressing a friend who shares the same interests in donkey kong and his awesomeness at strikers and all other video games which he is in.

Oh what's up my monkey nyiguh?

Look out it's the monkey nyiguh!

by Kaplar October 25, 2007

Monkey Shudder

The feeling 'the morning after the night before'
That awful shudder that runs through your body when you remember something that you have said or done whilst intoxicated.
'Collossal Monkey Shudder'is the shudder that lasts more than 24 hours or prevents you from re-visiting the pub for atleast 2 weeks.

oh i have woken up 100 miles from home? how did iget here? *monkey shudder* oh shit i remember...

by sneezelouise March 11, 2009