A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."
by Wolfcry January 11, 2014
Get the Father Time's Law mug.Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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Man, my sister-out-law is hella cute.
by Willuknight November 1, 2017
Get the sister-out-law mug.“you left the group chat you mong, so don’t complain you didn’t know the plan for the day!”
This is a typical occurrence when encountering the group chat law and the lore behind such.
This is a typical occurrence when encountering the group chat law and the lore behind such.
“Why wasn’t I invited today, you guys suck!”
“Hey man you left the group chat, so by group chat law that means you didn’t want to be invited.”
“Hey man you left the group chat, so by group chat law that means you didn’t want to be invited.”
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Their marriage suffered from the Riches to Rags Law. It was successful because they communicated, but they stopped talking because it didn't seem necessary anymore, and so they drifted apart and divorced.
by George S 9000 September 21, 2016
Get the Riches To Rags Law mug.In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
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A bear will never cross paths with a gorilla in the wild because its against the natural nature law.
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