King doge

King of doges very good

King doge: hello doges
Doges: hi king

by Americandude24 March 11, 2021

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King Joso

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. known to fuck bitches and get money. One thing bout him after tonight dont .... well u kno the rest 🤣

King Joso fucked my bm.

by Gq Joe March 15, 2021

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The ultimate leader of the idiotic population of dinguses. They are crowned after committing extremely retarded actions and cannot seem to do anything else but be stupid. They are associated and lead a group of moronic friends.

John is the Dingus King, the leader of the dinguses

by littlebope3p March 25, 2021

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Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

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King Borglor

The act of Taking a massive shit in someone’s toilet. You then use so much toilet paper you clog up the toilet and leave a shelf in it. You then piss in the toilet to make everything float a little more. You place a whopper from Burger King on the wrapper unfold it to show it’s glory and place a crown around it.

Yo I left a perfect King Borglor at Lex’s house last night. He’s going to be pissed...

by Tmmotr April 9, 2021

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