July 1st

National chest day in honour of Jo Linder aka joesthetics who left us too soon. Rest in paradise king ❤️ 🩹

Today is the July 1st and we are getting chest in the gym

by Smyth.Reece July 3, 2023

july 8th

the baddest bitch on the block’s birthday. also the holiday of licking any rock you see on the round. then give it a nice slap and continue on with your day.

it’s july 8th! time to go kick that thick ass rock. also happy birthday

by eeeonzegang February 18, 2020

july 15

me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”

july 15th is annabelle’s birthday.

by maxisarat October 7, 2021

july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old

by coolmfer April 28, 2021

July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

No Sky July

No Sky July is a mainly Southern California term for a weather pattern that results in cloudy, overcast skies with cool temperatures the summer. Low-altitude stratus clouds form over the cool water of the California Current, and spread overnight into the coastal regions of California.
S.a. : June Gloom, May Gray, Graypril, Fogust

Tourist: What's up with this weather. Where is the sun?
Local: This is our No Sky July. We've just entered into winter in California. You'll be very lucky if you see the sun at all the next month.

by Bloody42Mary January 28, 2024