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jordan

by jordan092617 April 4, 2021
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Jordan

My hubby and i will marry him i love him.
is that my man jordan?
by Cool kid Sarah May 31, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.
Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan
by Therealdefiner101 October 13, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.
person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all
by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023
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thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them
thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice
by ranga windows November 25, 2018
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