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He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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