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Jake

The dirties little ugly fuck you have ever seen in your life, this peice of human garbage not only smells like a bag of shit but also resembles a bag of shit. His breathe smells so bad it could peel paint off of a submarine, his body odor is so repulsive birds flying over his fall out of the sky dead. His teeth are yellower than his piss. In his 21 years of being alive he has never drinkin water once. Along with not drinking water he has never showered or cleaned himself in way resulting in the grossest human being ever. Besides being super fucking gross he is also a douchebag peice of shit personality wise, in his free time he enjoys kicking puppies and farting on babies. For his occupation he steals from the less fortunate and gives to himself. I could go on about how much this fucker sucks but I’ll leave it at this is you see Jake walking towards you run the other way!
What’s that smell? It smells like garlic and shit mixed in a blender. “Oh that’s probably Jake”
by Borat the rat king November 24, 2021
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Jake Charles

The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.
damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick
by hayw00d jablowme September 5, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a big dick boy who is not afraid to fuck your mom
“Jake will fuck your mom
by Belztens April 28, 2022
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Jake Warburton

jake is good at rocket league and has a massive chode lmaooo shush u jokemen who find this
dog: jake can i have some weed
Jake Warburton: ofc my drilla
by reallycool69 June 11, 2021
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jake

a compleat asshole he is extremely rude and don't care about other people he will hurt them in any way to get what he wants
by Do Ya YeEt November 29, 2018
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Jake

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”
by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018
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Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.
Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"
by Alittlebee July 14, 2019
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