Jeffery

He has an big ass head, he can’t pull for shit, he use an extra extra small condom, but he funny and he love ugly hoes

Girl:look at Jeffery the one with the big ass head
Girl2: I heard he has an small dick

by Pee body October 30, 2019

Jefferson

An annoying customer service worker here at urban dictionary who never senders your questions

Oh jefferson, yeah I asked him a question, and he just ignored me

by Alice Degenres October 30, 2019

jeffroll

To post memes on Facebook or other social media which may appear to be on any topic (astronomy, zoology, history, home decorating, etc.) but which ultimately end with the phrase "Epstein didn't kill himself," "Jeffrey Epstein was murdered," or some variant thereof. Similar to the duckroll or Rick Roll, but intended to convey greater social consciousness, and to escape the normal social penalties associated with being tiresome and repetitive due to the strong suspicion that you're right.

Meme: 'Pumpkin spice' is primarily cinnamon and nutmeg, with other spices added. The use of these spices in pumpkin pie dates back to the 17th century…
Reader: And here comes the jeffroll.
Meme: …pumpkins were often cooked inside their shells, similar to how Jeffrey Epstein was strangled in his cell…
Reader: Called it.

by scopist November 2, 2019

Jeffed

When you befriend someone to get them to sign up for a 3 yr contract for the new iPhone and blaze you up fat, but ghost you when the Bill's pile up at your house and the creditors are calling 24/7

Oh dude Jeff totally Jeffed Charles, what a cheese wheeler.

by Mplystyle89 November 3, 2019

jeffrey

Someone who talks to your girl behind your back and when ya'll have known each other for most of your life and has only known the girl for a day and tells you not to be like that when you ask him to not talk to her.

You: I found out my suppossed friend Jeffrey, went to go talk to my girlfriend.
Friend: screw him

by Jeffrey Chaney November 5, 2019

Jeffin

It’s basically like capping just used by someone from the south

I feel like bro was straight jeffin about fucking amy

by Rgschris November 5, 2019

JEFFERSON

A Person that works on urban dictionary. He can help you by chatting with you online. But some people mock him and keep asking the same questions like me :) And I oop, I just spilled the tea :)))) Also did I mention he works in my school and shoots dirty look in the hallways??!! Wow I really am lucky.

Person: Don;t be a JEFFERSON

by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY November 11, 2019