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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.
-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah
by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023
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Jacob-Ferron

A word to refer to someone when they are a decent person. For example calling someone Jacob-Ferron as a way to compliment them. (Slang within Doncaster)
"Alright Jacob-Ferron / Alright Mate"
by Pooloo476 December 19, 2023
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A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.
by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023
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Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.
Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.
Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
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Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)
Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy
by anonymous December 31, 2023
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