shit your shot

When you shoot your shot but mess it up badly.

Person 1: Did you just shit your shot with Emily?
Person 2: Yeah.

by Half Unus Half Annus December 22, 2021

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two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!

by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020

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a shot across the bow

Sitting on the toilet and letting loose a trumpet blast of a fart before taking a big dump.

"Hey Sarge! Did you here Jones just now in the head? Sounds like he (Fired A Shot Across The Bow) before he let loose one Hell of a depths charge!"

by Jack A. Lope December 30, 2018

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Texas Shot Glass

the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.

Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.

by grubdog November 13, 2019

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The act of ejaculating so hard at the back of a woman's throat that semen comes out of her nostrils. She then has the option to blow the semen out or sniff it back into her mouth, at her preference. This is the reversed version of the regular snot shot, where a man ejaculates directly into a woman's nostril.

"Hey Jean Claude, how was your date last night?"
"Dude, you won't believe this, she blow me so hard I gave her a reversed snot shot!"
"Wicked, Jean Claude."

by Powerbi May 24, 2018

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Reverse Flu Shot

When someone with the influenza virus inserts his penis into a healthy recipient's mouth and holds it there for at least five seconds. It is only considered a Reverse Flu Shot if the recipient gets the flu within 48 hours.

Spencer: Here, put this under your tongue.
Cindy: What is it?
Spencer: My dick. I'm giving you a reverse flu shot.
Cindy: Oh, haha. Cool.

by thecrocheter January 8, 2015

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