Russian disinformation

When stubborn facts don't conform to your personal prefered theory

Dude 1) the earth is flat hooray

Dude 2) uh the facts state that the earth is round

Dude 1) what you heard is Russian disinformation. The earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021

Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020