Best Internet Friend 

Best Internet Friend (BIF); BIF is someone more like a Bestfriend or a close friend but on the internet.

This friendship is likely more loyal, genuine and trustworthy because of the distances both individuals have from one another and the only medium to interact they have is the Internet.

He/she is my best internet friend.
You are one of my best internet friend.

Best Internet Friend by urbannm December 17, 2017

Dirty Dog of the Internet 

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.

"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"

Dirty Dog of the Internet by Sweggins June 25, 2015

when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet by sdafeascfwesad w January 12, 2021

Connected, No Internet 

When you get butt fucked by the internet

Connected, No Internet is the most annoying thing ever.

Connected, No Internet by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021

Jewish Interest 

Absurd interest rate charged by Jews for a loan. Typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.

*Monday 11:44 AM*
Shaun: Ey yo Eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
Elijah: Heh, sure man but I charge interest if I don't get it back in a day.
Shaun: Kay brah I gotchu.
*Tuesday 11:45 AM *
Shaun: Yo Eli here ya go brah-
Elijah: ... Where's the other $5,831?
Shaun: Aw shiiiit I forgot you use Jewish Interest....

Jewish Interest by Celestial Guardian November 1, 2016

fixed permanent interest 

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.

Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.

fixed permanent interest by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

The Most Interesting Man In The World 

A sexual act in which a man pulls out before the woman cums and says "Stay Thirsty My Friend." He proceeds to chug a Dos Equis and exit the room while smoking a cigar.

Brought a girl home from the bar last night and gave her The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man In The World by MoonmoonB June 28, 2019