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Life Abortion

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.
by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008
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Life Spoilers

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.
Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.
by Tegsy July 6, 2009
mugGet the Life Spoilersmug.

Sharna's life

Person 1: You know Sharna?
Person 2: Ooh yeah, that chick with moves like Jagger?
Person 1: Yep, she's over her phone cap!
Person 2: When is she not?
Person 1: It's pretty much Sharna's life!
by nomnommonster October 26, 2011
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the savage life

The savage life refers to someone/something that lives by its own rules and has no leeway or direction in life
Boy 1- ‘she is living the savage life
Boy 2- yup she is hot
by Hot cake October 24, 2017
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Time Life

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE
Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!
by Marcus M July 28, 2005
mugGet the Time Lifemug.

PleBay Life

A phrase used by someone who believes that he's got nothing to worry about but he is actually pretty miserable. Derived from the words: Plebeian and Bay Life.
Person 1: Dude, I just got fired! Lol
Person 2: But now you won't have any money.
Person 1: I know...PLEBAY LIFE!!!
by Neke March 6, 2015
mugGet the PleBay Lifemug.

Pro-life

A lowlife cunt who thinks abortion is killing babies. They could care less for the thing after it’s born and will do nothing to help the kids that end up in foster care or somewhere else
Your not pro-life Janet you’re pro birth
by raybeez June 7, 2022
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