Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018

Dutch tiesto

When Corey has to say too many letters in one night and gets tongue tied implying a dirty joke... that requires you to go to the grocery store and takes 45 minutes.

Dutch tiesto sounds like something you should be able to find on urban dictionary

by anonymous October 10, 2023

dutch detox

When someone stops taking chemical drugs but only consumes weed and alcohol in the meantime.

I overdid it at the party last weekend, I'm on a dutch detox now and will continue partying.

by Maxxive May 10, 2023

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020