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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
mugGet the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug.

touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
mugGet the touching my hatmug.

Fried to the hat

Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”
by Fatdoinkdave January 4, 2019
mugGet the Fried to the hatmug.

fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
mugGet the fair hatmug.

Hat Trick

When adian man goes down on a woman acum three times in a row. Originally a Canadian hockey term used to describe when a player scores 3 subsequent goals. Ever congenial Canadians, a savage example of Canadian hospitality, getting the poutine flowing. Canadians do it better. Mic drop.

When a Canadian man goes down on his girlfriend and makes her cum 3 times in a row.
I hat tricked Melissa last night and she's sleeping like a baby now.

My ex called me a frigid bitch, then I dumped his ass and got hat tricked by a hot Canuck.
by Minted Millions July 24, 2022
mugGet the Hat Trickmug.

hat

The slur for Orthadox Jew. Derived from the big back hats that they wear. Also derived from the yarmulke.
by wicked August 15, 2003
mugGet the hatmug.

Hatful

Calie

IG@Mothafuqr
Your so hatful
by IG@Mothafuqr March 5, 2022
mugGet the Hatfulmug.

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