Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Fake Ho

An unloyal fake ho.

Sometimes named Marissa

Some times has a peg leg.

Richelle: She’s fucking retarded .

Fake ho

by Btr39 May 29, 2021

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Fake Friend FR

This word is used when your friend who you thought was a real friend , let you get killed by an Infernal

Woi Qayyum, aku mati bodoh asal kau tak tolong, kau fake friend fr

by JamesDAvalanche August 3, 2023

Fake Girth

When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.

"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"

by Popping cherries August 26, 2020