Facebook Popcorn

Getting chatted at in facebook chat by several people at once, or by one really talkative person, causing a barrage of popping noises from your computer.
I was trying to sleep, but my roommate was making Facebook Popcorn.
by NoMoreTrolls October 11, 2010
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Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
by c-hat-e August 05, 2012
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facebook personality

The personality a person adopts for their Facebook profile, which may or may not be how they are in person.
Man that guy is annoying! All he does is bash Obama and talk about politics.

Oh, that's just his Facebook personality. He is totally fun to party with.
by LisaGsuperfly December 02, 2013
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Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime
Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."
by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010
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Facebook Iced

Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.

The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.

Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.

In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".

FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
I totally grabbed Tylers phone and Facebook Iced him while he was tryin' to creep on that bebegurl!
by TotesNAppropes May 17, 2011
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Facebook Patriot

A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.

Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.

A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."

Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."

Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"

Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"

Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
by SteveGiannelli February 09, 2013
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facebook vortex

The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.
Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!

I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
by catuzcat May 17, 2010
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