A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
by MCCraven February 5, 2013
Get the facebook stalking mug.Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.
Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013
Get the facebook fucker mug.An action committed on facebook (or another social networking tool) that is considered "in", "hip" or "fashionable" that would not necessarily be as accepted in the real world.
#1: Why do all these girls make that stupid duckface in all their pictures in facebook and myspace?
#2: Well, even though they all look like retarded, attention-seeking, teenage whores, it is considered facebook fashionable...
#2: Well, even though they all look like retarded, attention-seeking, teenage whores, it is considered facebook fashionable...
by VinnDogg July 8, 2010
Get the Facebook Fashionable mug.A hate you have for a person based on their status', wall posts, etc that either clutter your feed or bother you, while not actually knowing them in real life.
"Did you see Brians Wall? He updated his status 20 times in one hour! God, I facebook Hate that Kid"
"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."
"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."
by MaFieldsTt! December 29, 2009
Get the Facebook Hate mug.Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.
The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.
Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.
In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".
FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.
Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.
In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".
FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
by TotesNAppropes June 10, 2011
Get the Facebook Iced mug.Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.
So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
by jw9 September 10, 2009
Get the facebook bagged mug.The arrogance caused (typically in females) by having more than 1000 friends. People with Facebook Arrogance typically treat all people whos friend requests THEY accepted as 'creepers' for liking/commenting on their statuses EVER.
Girl 1 adds Guy 1
Guy 1 messages Girl 1 "Hey"
Girl 1 posts a status about him being a creeper and blocks him because she has facebook arrogance.
Guy 1 messages Girl 1 "Hey"
Girl 1 posts a status about him being a creeper and blocks him because she has facebook arrogance.
by Deagonx January 26, 2012
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