Emily

My girlfriend. Or ex-girlfriend. IDK. If u have an Emily in your life, always try to be nice and generous to her. She is hot and has beautiful eyes. Try to hump her. In secret.

Yo man look at her!
Shes such an Emily.

I wish I could hump you Emily. You are just so hot

by Pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilico November 28, 2019

Emily

The name used to portray annoying and/or “pick me” girls on the internet and irl

“Stop being an Emily”

by LunarisLOL May 25, 2022

Emily rush

Emily rush is very big concerning issue if you see a wild emily rush run far far away

Why can’t we go on a walk because there Is wild emily rushes about

by J2.0trappy March 28, 2022

Emily

An annoying gremlin who loves pop-its. Most of the time she is 8, a Karen in training. She throws tantrums whenever she doesn't get what she wants. A general joke name for little kids who act bratty. Likes all things unicorns, fairies, pink, purple, fidget toys, barbies, unicorn poop, and other dumb things. She will probably grow up to either work at McDonalds or be a Karen.

Person 1: That bratty little girl keeps screaming and it hurts my ears.
Person 2: She is so annoying
Person 1: Gotta be an Emily
Person 2: Agreed
Karen: DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY BABY OR I WILL CALL THE MANAGER!

by chachabongas12345 January 14, 2022

Emily

the girl who stands out in the crowd and doesn’t fit in , but in a cute way . everybody loves her , & she gets all the guys . she has a great style , and is smart .

me: emily started dating jose yesterday .
person 2: omg really ? she’s so pretty . i wish i had her .

by em.ilyy.c April 15, 2021

The Emily Kornhoff Effect

1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.

2 .Running a shady nursing home.

She's too stupid to quit, but through The Emily Kornhoff effect it came back to haunt her.

by BigDuke6 January 22, 2024

Klam Emilie

When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.

"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"

by Jennefar April 5, 2022