Corn

They'll sacrifice your newborn if you don't buy this.

Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn.

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by Fliplollo December 1, 2023

bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017

Uni your corn

To get railed, long dick style

I'll uni your corn

by E16oz April 22, 2017

corn ball

One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is; he always thinks he is the center of attention and that he knows what he's talking about. You always know he is around because he brings some sort of corny-ass aura everywhere he goes.

Those guys who never joined the military but still walk around in full uniform and call other people civilians -- they're corn balls

by portug4l September 25, 2025

National corn chowder day

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).

"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"

by ilovepeebybridgers February 25, 2022

Corn man

A dude that just constantly says/does corny shi. If you get called a corn man you should reiterate you’re whole existence

If u say “without me” if someone’s getting in the shower u r in face a CORN MAN

by anonymous February 9, 2023

corn

to be corn

Jimmycat corn, and we claim to not care.

by tlatoani on the tepetl May 20, 2023