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Chocolate Cookie Jar

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011
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Oreo Cookie Milkshake

A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.
Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass like that and she let me have an oreo cookie milkshake after i finished.
by jimbo234 April 27, 2010
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Deutsche cookie

A way to make calling someone a deutsche sound cute, but still just as offensive. A person who is acting like an asshole, but you like too much to seriously insult.
God damn it, why are you being such a deutsche cookie?
by bosstoniaaan July 18, 2011
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.
"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"
by Meg May 26, 2004
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fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl
Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!
by Robert Richards October 14, 2007
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.
bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.
by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006
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chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011
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