John went downtown today with the bros and they got naked and wrangled each others cocks, no homo. He was the cock wrangler for the afternoon.
by ShortyJ8911 December 02, 2010
Cock starved - A state some men and women find themselves in when they do not get to suck or fuck a REAL MANS cock on a regular or semi-regular basis. Someone who loves to suck cock but has not had the opportunity to do so in a long time.
ME if I don't get to suck at least one cock a week. "Please come over, I am cock starved and I need to service a real man" OR "Man, Brian was sure cock starved yesterday, he went to the adult theater and sucked 4 cocks off. He swallowed 3 loads and wore the 4th on his face when he was at work."
by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008
Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.
A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."
B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."
B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"
by justaguy844 March 22, 2011
by dezz March 13, 2003
A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.
Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!
by jakerater June 18, 2007
a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.
by holly* June 16, 2003