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swagaroni and cheese

Person 1: what did you eat for breakfast?

Person 2: swagaroni and cheese!
by its a secret222222 February 26, 2014
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mouse cheese

Contrary to popular belief, mice really aren't all that crazy about cheese. Sure, they might eat it if there's nothing else around -- a hungry mouse can't be too picky -- but it's far from his favorite food.

If you happen to have a pet mouse, keep in mind that feeding him cheese could even be harmful as cheese is not a natural part of the mouse diet. Stick to fresh fruits and veggies along with high quality mouse pellets to maximize nutrition, with a few sweets and grains thrown in as an occasional treat.
This mouse cheese in the trap is sure to catch no mice
by 123blip June 18, 2018
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Cheese Wig

A hairpiece which has no other purpose than to cheese it
My, that's a lovely cheese wig.
by Nisk June 11, 2007
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Cheese Cock

That Packers fan is being a real Cheese Cock!

PackersGreen Baycheesecock
by Cheese Cock January 11, 2015
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Forehead Cheese

The chunky acne lumps that slip out of a well pinched zit.
Underneath the red puffy layer of skin covering the prom night horror zit lies forehead cheese. It is waiting to be oozed into a dinner napkin when the pressure of the zit juice overwhelms the poor host into popping his monster zit.
by Unfortunate Ted May 1, 2011
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cheese cream

Contrary to urban legend, this is not the same as "cream cheese."
Cheese Cream was thought to be invented in 2014, but this fact has yet to be confirmed by Wikipedia.

Cheese Cream has been known to be a substance to provoke laughter many eye rolls.

Cheese cream may or may not be an aphrodisiac, so be prepared when you encounter it (trial results have been inconclusive).

Cheese Cream is thought to be a main export of Puerto Rico, but it has also been discovered in large quantities in the town of Kinston, North Carolina, but there have been other reports of cheese cream manufacturers in both Missouri and the great state of Nebraska.

Cheese cream is generally a white color, but if mixed with the juices of a strawberry it can turn pink.

This is a magical substance which often brings friends together, fosters lots of laughter and conversations about doges.

Not directly related to "Sugar Glaze." Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Wow. Look at the cheese cream, so majestic.

Long Live and Eat Cheese Cream.

Wow, did you see Deraj cheese cream him in that soda chugging contest?

We couldn't stop laughing; it was the cheese cream. The power of the cream is too strong.

She whispered "cheese cream," and then pandemonium erupted.

Such Cheese Cream, many wow, very delicious.

Oh my goodness, she is so cheese cream. I can't even.
by Cheese Cream Conniseur March 27, 2014
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Chinese cheese

It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.
Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something

Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.
by your big gay ○w○ April 8, 2019
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