muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.

Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?

by Logical World September 1, 2017

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.

I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!

by Don Rather September 29, 2022

Vide Check

When someone is trying to fool his coworkers with multiple urban dictionary definitions.

"- Hey check that definition on urban dictionary!
- Which one?
- I don't know, just check "vide check" "

by Hot Paper April 14, 2020

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024

check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".

Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS

by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016

So Checked

lame, messed up, in a boring manner

BRO! that's SO CHECKED!!

by mattygsuh August 27, 2016