christian

a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine

christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend

by jljx_ November 19, 2019

Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.

Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?

by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.

Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Christian

A amazing guy. He is a great boyfriend. He is always there to make sure you are okay. If your ever sad he will give you a hug until your smiling. He is a really funny guy. He always finds a way to make you laugh or feel better when you are upset. He is the kind of guy that you want to spend all your time with and he makes you feel like you are the most important girl in the world. He is greatly loved by his girlfriend and she will do anything for him.

hey do you know who that is?
Yeah that's Christian he is a really funny dude.

by Hatty Hatington June 21, 2017

Christian hamid

The biggest bulla who’s boyfriend is Jakob he wants d in his mouth he loves to suck on big black ds because hes gay like his brother Jaden no matter what you do he will always be the biggest bulla you’ll know

Christian hamid: hi I’m the world biggest bulla

by Trini god August 16, 2024

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017