whimsacle bitch

A person is just plain stupid

Kelly: "Michael, look at that Nicole girl, she's on the floor crying over her ex-boo and his new girl."
Michael: "What a whimsacle bitch."

by Kelly-friggin-T May 2, 2008

Bitch Monster

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.

There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.

by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009

Boomerang Bitch

When you tell a female something in private but it always come right back to you from another person that shouldn't know anything about that subject.

I told that boomerang bitch Tracy, about what happened last week in Vegas. Now here you are asking how that happen.

or
I don't fuck with boomerang bitches when it comes to my personal life.

by tw33tybyrd83 May 12, 2013

bitch mom

A friend or other relation (not mother) who consistenty critiques actions and/or speech.

Example: My bitch mom was all over my Friday night bar pics!

by ShogunShockwave February 27, 2014

switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.

Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"

by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015

bitch the pot

i need more tea, i need more TEA give me the whole fucking pot.

jess says: and that’s the tea, andrew says: BITCH THE POT!!

by dellathorme October 5, 2019

bitch porn

Usually a 15 year old with a 7 year old child mind would say this to a bunch of kids over a game as an insult if he loses and they start laughing at him

YOU LITTLE KIDS WHAT KIND OF BITCH PORN IS THIS

by DaMatterFox January 12, 2018