blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 20, 2005

blue bear

1. Anyone who is an official student at Livingstone College in Salisbury, NC.

2. The mascot of Livingstone College

You know you want to be a blue bear, but you can't, cuz you ain't got no blue!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 15, 2008

Blue Robin

When a male suffering from "Blue Balls" satisfies his sexual needs with a smurf action figure, often resulting in blue genital warts, which, when popped, make a small cherp similar to the sound of a robin. It is said that such events happen often in the Pacific Islands on a regular basis, and that the Blue Robin is a sort of sexually transmitted pandemic there. The most notable case of the blue robin would be that of Jeromy Fischer, the original lead singer for british pop band "The Beatles". His case of Blue Robin was infamous, often ruining recording sessions with the rest of the band, and resulting in his expulsion from the band and inevitable death.

Danny Trejo: Man, what's that sound coming out of yo pants! It sounds like you trapped a chupacabra in your cahones!

Mickey Rourke: Chupacabra? Pansy Bastards! I only stick big game in my tightie whiteys.

Danny Trejo: Big game, you say?

Mickey Rourke: Yeah, Like boar, cougers, chinchilla... I had a mountain lion go down on me the other day.

Danny Trejo: Shit dude, it didn't bite it off?

Mickey Rourke: It couldn't if it tried, the pansy bastard. I also popped smurfette's cherry.

Danny Trejo: Big cadrone smurfin the smurfs! You must be suffering from the blue robin!

Mickey Rourke: What?

Danny Trejo: You got the blue warts on your cadrones?

Mickey Rourke: I don't like where this is going.

Danny Trejo: Oh shit! You totally do! You got da blue robbin, you dirty little hoe bag!

by chipthejizzmopper October 30, 2010

blue's mojo

A sex act whereby you prolong ejaculation for as long as possible. Then, when you can hold it no more, you ejaculate on your partner's stomach and draw, with the copious amounts of semen, a mojo jojo, the villain from the Powerpuff Girls.

Him1: So my gf and I haven't had sex in a week.
Him2: That sucks, how about you give her a blue's Mojo
Him1: Yeah, I have enough supply to.

by rLame June 2, 2010

sarcastic blue

on a message forum using the color blue to show that you are being sarcastic. Started at IMDB Avatar and Naruto forums.

Use of sarcastic blue:

Friends is bluethe best show ever created/blue

by WinkyTinky August 15, 2007

blue teeth

A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.

There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.

by shootandrun October 29, 2007

Neon Blue

Very Very Bright Blue.

person one:i like blue
person two:well i'm cooler cause i like neon blue

by mcrlpbamlover October 17, 2008