theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022

Antonio Ballesteros

The most loving person on the planet. The love of my life. I have never been happier to meet someone and be with them forever. Toni is my best friend and the most handsome man I’ve ever laid eyes on. Gorgeous Gorgeous man.

Toni I love you
Antonio Ballesteros you are my world

by may2045 November 22, 2022

Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer

Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller

by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022

Small Baller

Owner of an oversized 4X4 which only gets highway miles.

Yo, Small Baller just cut me off and beat me to the stop light.

by Floytus January 25, 2023

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.

I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.

by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023

King Baller J

THE KING of emo trap

I heard the new king baller j song drops feb 25th!!

by goofjuice February 20, 2023

penis-ballery.com

website for the people in your life that deserve nothing

go hit up penis-ballery.com

by BigDickF March 3, 2023