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The Kingston Academy

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.
Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out
by Little Nigel May 28, 2024
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The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy

A school situated in Mitcham Road, Croydon. It consits of 231 Asians, 401 Blacks, and 193 Whites. It aims to teach the youth about the key fundamentals of KS3 and KS4 topics, ranging from English to PE. The coolest asian has to be Zi-Han Wang. Coolest black has gotta be Madushie Logitech . Coolest white is of course is Cucper WierzoCock, what a good fellow! Anyways school is 2/10 and mr trehearn is the G.OA.T.
Hi, lets go to "The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy" at 8:15am!
by UnemployedBrother June 4, 2024
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Riverside STEM Academy

California’s best public middle/high school in US News and World Report’s 2024 Best K-12 Schools ranking. Our mascot is the Androids. Though we are relatively weak in sports when compared to other Riverside Unified schools, our excellent academic structure more than make up for it. Another downside to it is that the lottery to get in is hard for the wrong reasons because their criteria to apply is lax. It is worth giving your kid a shot, though. Our MathCounts, Science Olympiad, and FIRST Robotics teams are the best in the Inland Empire! RSA über alles!
Marko: (clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) Androids!
Karl: You surely show the amazing spirit of Riverside STEM Academy!
by 69Starship420 June 25, 2024
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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Crest E-Act Academy

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students
Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace
by Ramzie.AB December 6, 2024
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Focuses on how educational institutions and knowledge-production systems (universities, journals, disciplines) regulate what is considered valid truth and who is allowed to speak it. Control is exerted through gatekeeping (credentials, tenure), defining legitimate topics and methodologies, and marginalizing "non-scholarly" or dissenting forms of knowledge.
Theory of Academic Social Control Example: The rigid requirement for a Ph.D. and peer-reviewed publications in a specific style to be considered a legitimate voice on a public health issue. This academic control marginalizes practical community healers or those using indigenous knowledge systems. It dictates whose expertise "counts," controlling the narrative by credentialing and methodology, not just by evidence.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 7, 2026
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Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.
"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code
by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025
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