too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

by matches April 22, 2003

gum-gunning

Rapidly vocalized nonsense, with or without musical accompaniment.

That ain't rapping, he just gum-gunning.

by themiff April 2, 2019

guns

things that americans use to kill people

American: What do I do for a living? I go to this guy and he pays me 40 bucks to kill people of his choice. He will pay me extra if I use a gun. He REALLY likes guns.

by A Gacha Girl December 29, 2022

gun

The best invention.

Haha die *gun*

by Endei October 2, 2023

Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.

Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.

by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017

Russian water gun

When a guy poops liquid diarrhea into a woman's vagina, and she squirts it out onto the man

Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF

by thatytdude November 15, 2023

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022