Bobbin' for Browns

A humerous game derived from the age old tradition of Bobbing for Apples, however, some clever dick has replaced the apples with rather unsavoury objects resulting in a rather messy game.

'I tricked Paul into a game of Apple Bobbing but really he was Bobbin' for Browns'

by Jen and Han October 28, 2005

brown burgler

The act of stealing ones anal virginity.

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown Burgler* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"

by Erinisabellend June 1, 2015

Brown Grass

Literally meaning "dead to me". Usually this brown grass was once green, then it changed colors.

I don't talk to her anymore, she's brown grass.

I don't fuck with him no more, brown grass nigga.

by TrendStarter. August 17, 2016

Brown Lightning

When you eat curry for a straight week then your shit squirts out.

Man i had the worst brown lightning after dinner last night.

by Guy Richie October 19, 2017

Brown Knuckle

When some one wipes their ass and their thumb knuckle hits their asshole before the toilet paper does, causing them to have shit on their knuckle.

Tom had to use extra soap to get off the brown knuckle.

by Iambetterthanu February 14, 2008

jejuan brown

one who can ball one's face off

dude, i was down at the playground and jejuan brown shook me up good.

by Eric and Brian May 23, 2004

Brown Palm

Same concept as a blumpkin, except to are giving yourself or recieving a hand job while taking a poop on the toilet.

Yo, did you hear that Chris got a brown palm from a man the other night.

by md is for lovers January 14, 2010