Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

by G8RADE September 12, 2021

B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!

Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!

by BFF#1 October 23, 2008

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

Ham Ranch

A slang for a group of nerds.
Typically used against people who own instagram meme pages

look at that ham ranch over there!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Hams

Milky thighs compacted into a nice pair of spandex.

Wow, better get a second refrigerator cause Kennedy has a pair of hams on her.

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

Goat Ham

I have zero fucking clue what this word means, but it was said by Duke Nukem in an episode of Cold Ones on YouTube.

Duke Nukem: The names Deez. Deez Nuts. Goat Ham!

by Pizza Broadcast September 26, 2023