Dick flick

A film, that is generally liked by all men and is therefore safe to watch with a group of male friends. It's like the same as a chick flick, but for men. It is almost never about a romance between a man and a woman, but the lead is often a succesfull man or even a hero. Appreciated subjects include guns, cars, war, blood, sport, action, unrealistic creatures, money or 'bitches'

Have you seen The Fast and the Furious ? It's the best dick flick you'll ever see !!!

by YOSHIxoxo May 13, 2018

Dick and Balls

Its the male genitals, the balls hurt when you give em pain

Hey, you like dick and balls?

by homosexualmalechild96 November 21, 2019

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

Demogorgon Dick

Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.

Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?

Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.

by Beaner_Squad March 13, 2023

Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

dick

from what you make cum come out

dude 1: hey dude 2 can you see my dick
dude 2: yes i can see your dick
dude 1: ok

by mewsem November 8, 2022

Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021