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vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
by AForSparta May 28, 2016
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Forbidden dick Mode

Very few men have access to Forbidden dick mode it's a technique lost to time and has been forbidden. We do not know what the full potential of forbidden dick mode is but what we do know is that it can satisfy any woman, possibly increase dick size, vibrate, charge cumshots, etc. The abilities can also vary depending on the man not only the effectiveness but some users can conjure new abilities itself. Forbidden dick mode has consequences as well if not used in moderation,
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys
Chris:I used forbidden dick mode on her last night and she fucking died help me hide the body

Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?
by Loserbutbetter October 30, 2021
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vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
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Big Dick Dave

The other ghost the haunts Dominic Hall. Allegedly he’s what calls over the Domrats.
*Using a Ouija Board
Big Dick Dave: I S U M M O N T H E D O M R A T S
by sunnA sunU October 7, 2022
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Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick
Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease
by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022
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Dingy Dirty Dick

Having anal sex with your girlfriend's best friend & then afterwards having your unsuspecting girlfriend give you oral sex.
She was unaware of her boyfriend's Dingy Dirty Dick.
by Little Sneeks April 4, 2022
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Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.
I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021
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