Dick

A penis, cock, member, cum squirter 3000, cum-gun or shlong. Can also be used to describe an idiot.
Or the more formal method is dickhead. Just call someone idiotic a dickhead and see what happens. One of two things. Either you will get a very good reputation and people fear you, or you will get slamdunked out the window.

Jay: mate that geezer was chatting me up on the bus
Ben: Ryan? That dick

by J4ys0np0rt3r February 4, 2022

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

Dick

Something that either really long or really short and you can eat/slurp it or put it inside of you. It may be tasty or disgusting also some times people don’t like dick and instead likes bussy and or pussy/v-jay-jay.

I want to suck your dick.

by Your………mother February 4, 2022

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022

Urban Dick

A game where you and another person, multiple people if you prefer, look for sexual words found on Urban Dictionary and you guess the what word's real description means by using the name alone. The words aren't required to be sexual, but that's usually how it's played. Another optional way of playing is if you are playing with more than 2 players, then the two players guessing a word will have an extra challenge. Whoever's guess is farther away from the real description has to edge until a full rotation of people guessing goes around the players. The edging time limit can be adjusted per amount of players. if you ejaculate you are out of the game.

Girl: Hey boys, you want some Urban Dick tonight?
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022